Vampires suck cast list

Years from now, will anyone even remember these films? Not funny, not worth the money. And that of course is the phenomenon we call Twilight, where it's already three films old, and taking its cue from the Harry Potter franchise, decided to split its last book into two films, done squarely for profits. He then proceeds to break up with Becca, who throws a temper tantrum after he leaves. After a fight between him and the Zolturi leader, Daro Ken Jeong , Edward is forced to turn Becca into a vampire or he will be killed horribly. They do a fairly nifty job of condensing the first two films, but it seems like they did not do nearly enough editing and whittling down.

Edward Sullen Diedrich Bader Do vampires suck blood? However, twilight occurs, followed by a new moon and an eclipse , concealing Edward's vampiric nature as Becca gets him to safety. Jacob appears and demands that Becca choose between him and Edward, but just before she announces her decision, he is distracted by a cat and runs off to chase it. Petersburg Times.

Vampires Suck Theatrical release poster. Genres: Comedy. Parents Guide. Editors have permission to delete the "External links modified" sections if they want, but see the RfC before doing mass systematic removals.

Retrieved July 6, Top 25 Highest-Grossing Horror Comedies. Michael Mayhall as Nicholas. Retrieved January 13, The Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. It stays consistent throughout, and to me, suggests a minor development of maturity on the parts of the filmmakers.